is not here at the moment

So. For what seems like the thousandth time, my website got hacked.
Rather than try to fix it and have the whole thing blow up again in three, six, nine, etc. months, I nuked it.

I hadn't really updated it for real in a long time anyways.

I will bring it back at some point, but not today. If you're looking for me, try Twitter.
Or if you know me in RL, send me a text.
Please don't call. You know I hate talking on the phone.